The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.
Originality will be rewarded in any line.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.