American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.