Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.