Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.