Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.