Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.