There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.