There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.