Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.