The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.