The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.