It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.