Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.