There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.