So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.