Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.