Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.