Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back