The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.