Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.