If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.