There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.