America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.