There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.