It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.