The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.