It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.