Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.