Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.