If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.