If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President