If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.
What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?
Common sense ain't common.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.