If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.