Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.