Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

I never met a man that I didn't like.