Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.