Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.