Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.