We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.