We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.