We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.