When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.