Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.