The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.