The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.