The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.