The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President