The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.