Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.