All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.