Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.