One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.