One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.