We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.