Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.