We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.