There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!