I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.