You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.