You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.