You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.