You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.