You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.