Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.