The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

Originality will be rewarded in any line.

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.