The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.