The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?