Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.