Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.