Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.