Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.