Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.