Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.