Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.