Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.