Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.