When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Common sense ain't common.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.