When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.