When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.