When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.