If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.