If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.