There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.