There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.