There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.