Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
Will RogersThe taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
Will RogersWe don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Will RogersPoliticians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
Will Rogers