There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.