It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.