It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.