It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.