It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.