Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.