It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.