Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.