It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.