Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.