America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.