A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.