People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.