Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.