Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.