I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.