Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.
Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.