A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.