A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.