It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.