The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.