Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.