There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.