There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.