People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.