People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.