People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.