If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.