If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.