If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Originality will be rewarded in any line.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

I never met a man that I didn't like.