If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.