Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.