Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.