Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.