The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.